Word Play Jokes

Michael Jackson And Caviar

Q: What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
A: They both come on little white crackers.

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Heaven's Gate Culters

Q: You know about the 39 Heaven's Gate culters who killed themselves?
A: They found another one underneath the sink... behind the Comet.

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Bottom Start

Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom.
Son: But I want to learn to swim?

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