More Children's Book That Didn't Make It

• The Littlest Pawn: A Custody Battle
• Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
• The Curious Immigrant and the High-Voltage Fence
• Some Hobos Can Be Kind
• Why You Are Up for Adoption
• Grandpa Gets a Casket
• 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool
• The Magic Abandoned Refrigerator
• Oops! You're Getting a Brother
• Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
• Your Nightmares Are Real
• Oh, the Things That You'll Learn When You Talk to a Stranger!
• How Buddy-Wuddy Got Hepatitis B
• Mommy, Where Did Our House Go and Have You Seen My Toys?
• When Everyone Finds Out You Wet the Bed

Pigeon In Flight

Baby pigeon said, "I can't make it; I'll get too tired." His mother said, "Don't worry; I'll tie a piece of string to one of your legs and the other end to mine." The baby started to cry. "What's wrong?" said the mother. "I don't want to be pigeon towed!"

Cave Dweller

Q: What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
A: Stalagmice!