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Light Bulb - Straight San Franciscans
Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Both of them.
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Americans
Two Americans were walking through Leicester but couldn't agree on how to pronounce it so they decided to stop for lunch and ask the waitress. They sat down to eat their lunch and called the waitress over: "Can you tell us where we are please but say it slowly", to which the waitress replied "Bur-ger Ki-ng"
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Zombie Booty-Call
No, you mean over MY dead body!
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