Word Play Jokes

Mid-Life Crisis

If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?

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Bishop Brews

A bishop walks straight into a bar and orders a beer.
"You can't do that," the bartender says. "You can only move diagonally."

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Mouse in a Tub

Q: How does a mouse feel after a bath?
A: Squeaky clean.

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