Clinton's Saxophone

Q: Why did President Clinton quit playing the saxophone?
A: To play his WhoreMonica

Have You Ever Seen

Q: Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?
A: Just look at your drivers license!

The Sermon

A minister gave a talk to the Lion's Club on sex. When he got home he couldn't tell his wife that he had spoken on sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on the speech her husband had made. She said, "Yes, I heard. I was surprised about the subject matter, as he's only tried it twice. The first time he got so sore he could hardly walk, and the second time he fell off!"