Word Play Jokes

Sixty Minutes

You're so slow, it takes you an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes."

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Animals On a Toilet

Q: How many animals can you fit on a toilet?
A: One pussy and 1000 hares.

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Redneck Car

Q: What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?
A: Lucky!

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