Word Play Jokes

Frowning Cat

Q: Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
A: Because she heard fowl language!

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Confused Egyptian Boy

Q: Why was the Egyptian boy confused?
A: His daddy was really a mummy.

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Why Do Blondes Use So Much Shampoo?

Q: Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
A: The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT

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