Word Play Jokes

Perfect Pitch

Q: How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?
A: He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

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A Tie

Q: What kind of tie does a pig wear?
A: Pig's tie!

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Exception

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception!

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