Word Play Jokes

Nun Passed Bar Exam

Q: What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam?
A: A sister-in-law.

Anonymous

Cat On The Highway

Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?
A: Meooooooooooooooooooow!

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Anonymous

Five Days

I go to the gym five days a week.
I have to, I work for the cleaning staff.

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