Word Play Jokes

Cheesy Bites

Q: What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese?
A: He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath!

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Chasing Tail

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

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Hipster Problems

Q: Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
A: Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.

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