Word Play Jokes

School Dinners Come On A Plate

Q: What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?
A: School dinners come on a plate!

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Knock Knock - Thumpin

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumpin!
Thumpin who?
Thumpin green and slimy is climbing up your back!

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Three-Legged Dog

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces: "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

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