Word Play Jokes

Deli Order

Mohammed Salameh -- it sounds like something you order at a deli, doesn't? 'Can I have the half pound of Mohammed Salameh, please?'

Anonymous

Cartwheeling Blonde

Q: What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?
A: A blonde doing cartwheels!

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Anonymous

Autobiography

I've heard a witch is writing a tell all book about her life.
Warts and all.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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