Word Play Jokes

Slaughterhouse

ABBAttoir: Where Scandinavian pop songs go to die.

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Kitchen Mess

My wife is really messy when she makes an omelette. Best not to say anything though, you have to walk on eggshells around her.

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Knock Knock - Luther

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luther!
Luther who?
Luther the silver lining!

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