Word Play Jokes

Asp in the Grass

An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.

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Dentist Love

Be kind to your dentist...
He has fillings too.

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Elephant and Rhino

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
A: Ell-if-I-no (Hell if I know).

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