Word Play Jokes

Basketball

Q: How are elephants and hippopotamuses alike?
A: Neither can play basketball!

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Escaping The Hospital

Q How do crabs leave the hospital?
A: On crotches!

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Riker Dies in Battle

Q: Why did Riker die in the battle?
A: Picard ordered to fire at Will.

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