Word Play Jokes

Elephant In Suspense

Q: How to you keep an elephant in suspense?
A: I'll tell you tomorrow!

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New Look

There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery.
The head of the group commented to the members,  "I'm seeing a lot of new faces this week, and I have to say I'm pretty disappointed."

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Scared Witch

Q: What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of water?
A: A chicken sandwitch!

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