Word Play Jokes

Don't Worry

Child: "Dad, Mom is fighting with an enormous elephant in the garden!"
Dad: "Don't worry dear, I'm sure the elephant can look after itself!"

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Bliss

Q: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A: I don't know and I don't care.

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Bird Writing

Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.

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