Lesbian Diets And Makeup

Q: Why don't lesbians go on diets and wear expensive perfume at the same time?
A: It's hard to be on Jenny Craig when you've got Liz Claiborne all over you.

Rams and Patriots Fans

POST GAME DISCUSSION
Two Rams fans were standing at a bar. The one fan said to the other, "You know, the Patriots might have won the Super Bowl, but their fans are such a**holes!" A man walked up to them and with a mad look on his face said, "I find that statement offensive!" One of the Rams fans replied, "Oh, you must be a Patriots fan." "No," the man said, "I'm an a**hole!"

Giraffe Collision

Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.