Word Play Jokes

Vampire New Year

Q: What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
A: "Auld Fang Syne"!

Anonymous

Star Toad

Q: What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
A: Star Warts!

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Dating a Midget

I use to date a midget... I was nuts over her!

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