Word Play Jokes

Let The Machine Get It

Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.

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Man's Ultimate Shame

Q: What is a man's ultimate shame?
A: When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and breaks his nose!

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Sex Is Like Math

Sex is like a math problem to me: I work real hard on it for a few minutes, and in the end, I get it all wrong, always leave a remainder.

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