Word Play Jokes

An Incredible Inventor

He was an inventor of note. He created a big shoe with a phone in the heel. Now, he thought, he could use a phone whenever he wanted. He made several more so that he could have several shoes with phones in the house. One day, an emergency came up and he needed a phone bad. Would you believe it, he couldn't find a single phone boot. 

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Vampire Drink

Q: What's a vampire's favorite drink?
A: A Bloody Mary!

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Stones Stop Moths

Q: How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?
A: Because rolling stones gather no moths!

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