Coconut & Hurricane

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut?
A: Hold on to your nuts, it's going to be a hell of a blow job!

Winter Tiger

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!

Cold in Boston

I just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Massachusetts.  He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.  The temperature is -32 and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. The wind chill is -59.  His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.
He told me that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in!