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Weather Jokes

Cold Class

Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.

Anonymous

Bouncing Ball

Q: What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A: A snowball!

Anonymous

Boston Freeze

My husband and I purchased an old home in Boston from two elderly sisters. Winter was fast approaching and the years first snow came early and I was concerned about the house's lack of insulation. "If they could live here all those years, so can we!" my husband confidently declared. One November night the temperature plunged to below zero, and we woke up to find interior walls covered with frost. My husband called the sisters to ask how they had kept the house warm. After a rather brief conversation, he hung up. "For the past 30 years," he muttered, "they've gone to Florida for the winter."

Anonymous
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