New Factory

The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory. He asked representatives from three development companies to come in and make a bid on the project. The three companies showed up at the scheduled meeting. The president of ABC asked the first company, Bruin Construction, whose president earned his MBA from UCLA, " How much will your company charge for this project?"
"2 million," said Bruin. "1 million for materials and 1 million for labor."
Then president then asks the same question to the second company, Cardinal Construction, whose president earned his MBA from Stanford. Cardinal answered, "3 million, 1.5 million for materials, 1.3 million for labor, and 0.2 million for licenses and permits."
Finally, the president asks the last company , Trojan Construction, whose president earned his MBA from USC. Trojan answered, " 4 million."
"FOUR MILLION," yelled the president of ABC. "How do you breakdown the cost?"
Trojan replied, "1 million for you, 1 million for me, and 2 million to get the guy from UCLA to build the factory!

Kansas Crazy Law

• If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
• The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
• Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
• No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
• Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
• It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk.
• All places of business must provide a horse water troft
• No one may wear a bee in their hat.
• All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
• Musical car horns are banned
• It is against the law to leave your car running unattended.
• The installation of bathtubs is prohibited.
• Any person caught using or carrying bean snappers or the like shall upon conviction, be fined. -City ordinance 349 of Wichita, Kansas.
• Before proceeding through the interesection of Douglas and Broadway, a motorist is required to get out of their vehice and fire three shot gun rounds into the air.

Unusual State Laws

It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
Connorsville, Wisconsin
It is illegal for husbands to curse during sex.
Willowdale, Oregon
It is punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
Oblong, Illinois
(Editor's note: Trust me if a man takes his wife fishing on their wedding day, he has an even bigger problem.)
No man is allowed to make love with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath.
Alexandria, Minnesota

A man cannot have more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife, girlfriend, or significant other--- or holding her in his arms.
Ames, Iowa
There is a law banning all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they are nude.
Bozeman, Montana

An ordinance specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer.
Newcastle, Wyoming

A state law mandates that all bachelors should be called "master," not "mister," when addressed by their female counterparts.
Illinois

Women are prohibited from wearing corsets because the "privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
Merryville, Missouri
(Editor's note: This one either makes me want to stand up and scream, "Hallelujah!" or puke.)
Law mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
Helena, Montana

It's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break, as long as the vehicle has curtains drawn to discourage peeping Toms.
Carlsbad, New Mexico

State law says that if you are a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can not parachute on Sunday afternoons.
Florida

Woman aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes. A man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't."
Cleveland, Ohio

No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.
Tremont, Utah