Virginia Crazy Law

• Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
• It is illegal to tickle women.
• Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited.
• (Repealed) You may not work on Sunday.
• (Repealed) Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.
• It is illegal to spit on sidewalk.
• There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."
• Police radar detectors are illegal.
• It is illegal to sell peanut brittle on Sundays.
• (Repealed) You cannot sell lettuce on Sunday, but you can sell beer, wine etc.
• (Repealed) You cannot buy hardware of any kind on Sunday.
• (Passed in 1975, repealed in 1977) No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.
• A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm.
• It is illegal to kick your wife out of bed.
• Women must wear a corset after sundown and be in the company of male chaperon.
• A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman's derriere.
• Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.
• It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.
• It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.
• It is illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Main Street.
• It is unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue.
• If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUI's.
• It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk.
• It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike.
• It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.

Georgia Crazy Law

• Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.
• Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
• Signs are required to be written in English.
• You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.
• No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
• It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
• Acworth - All citizens must own a rake.
• Atlanta - Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
• One man may not be on another man's back.
• Columbus - Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
• It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.
• Gainesville - Chicken must be eaten with the hands.
• Jonesboro - It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy"
• Kennesaw - Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind.
• Marietta - Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck.
• St. Mary's - No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark.
• Quitman - Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.
• It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. 

Crittenden Blue Book

Q: Why is it so complicated to get the blue-book value for a car in Crittenden, KY?
A: Somebody has to go out and check how much gas is left in the tank.