U.S. State Jokes

Crittenden Blue Book

Q: Why is it so complicated to get the blue-book value for a car in Crittenden, KY?
A: Somebody has to go out and check how much gas is left in the tank.

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Kentucky Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Hononlulu

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Hawaii Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes)
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Anonymous

Texas Plastic Surgeons

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Horse Jokes)
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