Ran Out of Gas

While driving down the road a man ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a Bee flew in his window. The Bee said, "What seems to be the problem?" " I'm out of  gas," replied the man. The Bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. " Try it now," exclaimed the Bee! The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. " Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you do?" " Ahhh, it was easy," said the Bee. We just filled it up with "BP "

Doctor's Transportation

The patient sat there looking ill and asked, ''Flu?'' The doctor replied, ''No, I came on my bicycle actually!''

Looking To Buy

A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gobson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremolo?" "You're a drummer, aren't you?" "Yeah. How'd you know?" "This is a travel agency."