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Ten Ways To Insult The Elderly

  1. You tell them that you went to the museum, saw dinosaur bones, and thought of them.
  2.  For their birthday, you offer to help them blow out the candles.
  3. On their birthday, you tell the fire department that if they see a large fire, don't water it down, because soggy cake is no good.
  4.  Explain to them that the reason that no one can see the Christmas tree is because you put on every ornament that they got in their life.
  5. Ask them if they got Columbus' autograph.
  6. Tell them that the reason that they got no birthday gifts was that everyone had to pitch in to buy the candles.
  7. Ask them if the Disney hit Hercules is telling the truth.
  8. Ask them in what order God REALLY made the Earth.
  9. Ask them if they helped God write the Bible.
  10. Ask them if they personally knew Adam and Eve.

Anonymous

Geriatric Lovemaking

You know your grandparents are doing it when...

  1. A pair of edible Depends is found on bedroom floor.
  2. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
  3. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of "denture-burn".
  4. Granny is found cuffed to her walker.
  5. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
  6. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps twice.
  7. Your "Grandma" is Anna Nicole Smith.
  8. You've just seen the photos in the "Beaver Hunt" section of the May issue of Hustler.
  9. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
  10. Their Craftmatic adjustable bed is set for "doggy style".

Anonymous

8 Play on Word Phrases

  1. Men who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
  2. Men who stand on toilet high on pot.
  3. Men who smoke pot choke on handle.
  4. Men who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
  5. Men who have women on ground have piece on earth.
  6. Men who run behind car get exhausted.
  7. Take many nails to make a crib but one screw to fill it.
  8. Men who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with sticky fingers.

Anonymous
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