Top 10 - Basketball vs Sex

TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...
10. Ball movement is key
9. You can set it up or go for the fastbreak
8. If you need a break, you can call a 20 second timeout
7. There is a coach telling you when to "Take it to the hole"
6. Being double-teamed is common
5. You can pass it off, so your buddy can score
4. If scouts like your performance, you turn pro
3. You know you are done when the horn sounds
2. You always try to score within 24 seconds
1. There's always someone with a towel to clean up any wet spots

Top 10 McGreevey Jokes

TOP 10 McGreevey Jokes
10. NJ state bird - swallow.
9. New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway.
8. NJ raises terror alert level to lavender.
7. We know he didn't like bush, but this is ridiculous.
6. Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much.
5. What do McGreevey and the Israeli navy have in common? Jewish seamen.
4. NJ DMV now calls rear-end accidents a "mcgreevey".
3. Gives new meaning to "stuffing the ballot box."
2. Post headline: "McGreevey goes down!"
1. It shouldn't take McGreevey long to get out of the governor's mansion - he's already got all his schitt packed!

Computers Must Be Male

Top 10 reasons computers must be male:

1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2. A better model is always just around the corner.
3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
4. It is always necessary to have a backup.
5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
6. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
7. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
8. The lights are on but nobody's home.
9. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
10. Size does matter.