Top 10 McGreevey Jokes

TOP 10 McGreevey Jokes
10. NJ state bird - swallow.
9. New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway.
8. NJ raises terror alert level to lavender.
7. We know he didn't like bush, but this is ridiculous.
6. Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed "polling" so much.
5. What do McGreevey and the Israeli navy have in common? Jewish seamen.
4. NJ DMV now calls rear-end accidents a "mcgreevey".
3. Gives new meaning to "stuffing the ballot box."
2. Post headline: "McGreevey goes down!"
1. It shouldn't take McGreevey long to get out of the governor's mansion - he's already got all his schitt packed!

Computers Must Be Male

Top 10 reasons computers must be male:

1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2. A better model is always just around the corner.
3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
4. It is always necessary to have a backup.
5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
6. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
7. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
8. The lights are on but nobody's home.
9. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
10. Size does matter.

Top 10 New Summer Camps!

Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to:
10. Tommy Lee's; Camp Kickachickee
9. Lorena Bobbit's; Camp Cutaweewee
8. Tanya Harding's; Camp Wackaneenee
7. Kenneth Star's; Camp Catchacrookee
6. Louis Farakahn's; Camp Killawhitey
5. O.J. Simpson's; Camp Killachickee
4. Michael Jackson's; Camp Wannabewhitey
3. President Clinton's; Camp Getahoochie
2. Ellen Degeneras's; Camp Lickacoochie
1. Monica Lewinsky's; Camp Suckapeepee