Apple AirPods Max Warning

Don't clean carpets while wearing the new noise-canceling Apple AirPods Max headphones.
I just finished the whole house before realizing that the vacuum wasn't plugged in.

Top 10 New Intel Slogans For the Pentium

TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
9.9999973251 - It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug
8.9999163362 - It's the new math
7.9999414610 - Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes
6.9999831538 - You Don't Need to Know What's Inside
5.9999835137 - Redefining the PC -- and Mathematics As Well
4.9999999021 - We Fixed It, Really
3.9998245917 - Division Considered Harmful
2.9991523619 - Why Do You Think They Call It *Floating* Point?
1.9999103517 - We're Looking for a Few Good Flaws
0.9999999998 - The Errata Inside

NSA is Listening

Q: How Can You Tell When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?
A: The power is on and you're connected to the internet.