U.S. State Jokes - New York Jokes

Standing Lady

Q: What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A: It can’t sit down.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - New Yorkers

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None 'o yo' freakin' bidness!

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Pope Calls the Plays

In New York City, Jets fans asked the Pope for a blessing so they could beat the Patriots.  Pope Francis said the Jets will win with a lot of Hail Mary’s

Submitted BY: Nick
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