Soccer Booty Call - Brazil

Can I see your Brazilian? Goooaaalll!

Toe Poke

How would you feel about a toe poke? Goooaaalll!

Sideline Coach

A junior soccer team is playing a match one Sunday. Just before the kick-off the team coach approaches one of his young players. “Do you understand that you mustn’t swear at the ref if he gives you a card and you mustn’t attack an opponent if he fouls you?” “Yes,” replies the boy. “Good,” says the coach. “Now go and explain that to your mother.”