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Toe Poke
How would you feel about a toe poke? Goooaaalll!
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Sideline Coach
A junior soccer team is playing a match one Sunday. Just before the kick-off the team coach approaches one of his young players. “Do you understand that you mustn’t swear at the ref if he gives you a card and you mustn’t attack an opponent if he fouls you?” “Yes,” replies the boy. “Good,” says the coach. “Now go and explain that to your mother.”
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Jock Booty Call - Soccer
Hey babe, soccer players can go for 90 minutes. High five!
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