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Sports Jokes - Soccer / Football Jokes
Party On
Had a three day party to celebrate the greatest player in the world.
It was Messi.
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Soccer Pick Up
I'd like to dribble on your field. Goooaaalll!
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David Beckham
Q: What's the best way to travel to the moon?
A: Transform yourself into a ball and get David Beckham to take a penalty shot!
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