Sports Jokes

Olympic Swimmer

A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places.
When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, "On my nuts."

Anonymous

Military Golf

A friend of mine asked me if I played golf. I said, " Sure, I play Military golf." "Oh, what's that," he asked.
"Left, right, left..."

Categories: Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes)
Anonymous

Fathers and Sons

Q: On a sunny day, two fathers and two sons went fishing. Each one of them caught one fish. When they went home, there were only three fishes, why?
A: Because a grandfather, a father and a son went fishing.

Anonymous
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