Top NFL Referee Complaints

Top NFL Complaints

• After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.
• Calling "heads or tails" but never getting any... "head" or "tail."
• Players get "the wave"... refs get "the finger."
• Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks pissing off their last remaining fan.
• With Reggie White retired, the penalty for "Illegal use of a racial slur" is meaningless.
• Just when we thought it was safe to be an NFL Ref, we have to go back to frickin' CLEVELAND! 
• Thanks to instant replay, picking nose during a game is twice as risky.
• Everyone else gets to wear their Autumn colors, but for me it's black and white week after week after week!
• Don King only bribes boxing judges.
• Official rule books not made in Braille.
• I'm the one that everybody wants to kill, so where's MY helmet and pads?! 

Perfectly good eyesight

Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee and the first old guy says to the second, "My eyesight isn't what it used to be. Can you watch my ball for me?" The second guy says, "Sure! I see fine. Go ahead and hit." So the first old man steps up to the tee and really hits it.  He turns to his buddy and says, "Did you see it?" "Sure!", says his buddy. "Where did it go?", the first guy asks. The second old man thinks for a minute and says, "I can't remember."

He Misses Her

Golfer: "My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!"
Caddy: "I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!"