Jock Booty Call - Foul

Hey babe, I'd really like to foul you. High five!

English Team visits Orphanage

The England Football team visited a Brazilian orphanage this morning. 'It's a heartbreak to see their sad little faces with no hope' said Jose, age 6.

The Right Stuff

A man is ice-fishing on a frozen lake and not having much luck. A small boy comes along, bores a hole in the ice a short distance away and starts fishing himself . After a few minutes the boy catches a huge fish. A few minutes later another large fish is caught, then another, then another. The man is mystified and, after the boy has caught his fifth fish, he goes over to investigate. “Hey, son,” says the man. “What’s your secret?” The boy replies, “Yu haf tu kip yr wrms wrm.” “What was that?” says the man. The boy spits into a bucket, “I said, “You have to keep your worms warm.”’