Orioles, Red Sox, and Yankees Caps

Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of some bushes. An inspection revealed a dead-drunk naked woman. One man placed his Orioles baseball cap on her right breast. The Red Sox fan placed his cap on her left breast, and the Yankee fan put his over her crotch. They then called the police. The cop lifted up the Orioles cap, and made a few notes. He then lifted the Red Sox cap and made more notes. Then he lifted the Yankees cap, put it down, lifted it again and put it down. When he lifted it the third time the Yankee fan said, ''What are you doing? Are you some kind of pervert, or what?'' The cop said, I was just confused, usually when I see a Yankee cap, there's an asshole under it.''

IQ & Football

Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Four guys watching a football game.

Top NFL Referee Complaints

Top NFL Complaints

• After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.
• Calling "heads or tails" but never getting any... "head" or "tail."
• Players get "the wave"... refs get "the finger."
• Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks pissing off their last remaining fan.
• With Reggie White retired, the penalty for "Illegal use of a racial slur" is meaningless.
• Just when we thought it was safe to be an NFL Ref, we have to go back to frickin' CLEVELAND! 
• Thanks to instant replay, picking nose during a game is twice as risky.
• Everyone else gets to wear their Autumn colors, but for me it's black and white week after week after week!
• Don King only bribes boxing judges.
• Official rule books not made in Braille.
• I'm the one that everybody wants to kill, so where's MY helmet and pads?!