First Down

Hey babe, let's play football! You can have first down. High five!

Early Training

Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team. "It's fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and weave through your opponents." Luke was a shy fellow, but blurted out, "I suppose it all comes from early training, sir. You see, my mom used to take me shopping with her on sale days."

Hole In One

Q: Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?
A: Just in case they get a hole in one.