Sports Jokes

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At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into the basketball team by suspending any basketball player who wasn't maintaining a passing average. Furious, the coach came storming into the dean's office, followed by one of his star players. "You can't keep him from playing!" the coach roared. "We won't win this weekend without him!" "I don't care," the dean said. "Things have gotten out of hand at this college." "What do you mean, out of hand?" the coach demanded. "I'll show you what I mean," the dean said. He turned to the basketball player and said, "Tell me, how much is six times seven?" The player thought for several seconds. Then he said, "Thirty- one?" The dean turned to the coach and said, "I rest my case." "Oh, come on now," the coach said. "Why are you making such a big deal of it? After all, he only missed it by one."

Categories: Sports Jokes (Basketball Jokes) , Profession Jokes
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Anonymous

Cuban National Anthem

Q: What’s the Cuban national anthem?
A: “Row, Row, Row Your Boat.”

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Cuban Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Boating Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Pope Calls the Plays

In New York City, Jets fans asked the Pope for a blessing so they could beat the Patriots.  Pope Francis said the Jets will win with a lot of Hail Mary’s

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Massachusetts Jokes) , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes)
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