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Fastest Way to a Man's Heart
Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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Donkey or Doberman?
The attractive young woman was sitting at the bar alone, when the lounge lizard made his move. "I'm here," he breathed huskily, "to fulfill your every sexual fantasy." The woman turned and looked at him. Her lips parted and she moistened them with the tip of her tongue. She leaned toward him with her hands on her thighs, and her eyes opened to the size of dinner plates. She paused just a second and then delivered the crusher line, "You've got a large donkey or Doberman?"
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Man With One Brain
Q: Did you hear about the man that was born with both sexes?
A: He had a dick and a brain!
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