Sexist Jokes - About Men

Who Gets It

There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman, and Mickey Mouse. They see a $50 bill on the street. Who picks it up? The perfect woman, because the other two are fictional characters!

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Fastest Way to a Man's Heart

Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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Anonymous

Man With One Brain

Q: Did you hear about the man that was born with both sexes?
A: He had a dick and a brain!

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