Sexist Jokes - About Men

Great Lover

He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She: Well, you succeeded!

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The Boob

God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs and 3 breasts. And God asked the woman what she would like to have changed about herself. She asked for her middle breast to be removed. And it was good. She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless boob? And God created Man!

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Men Making Popcorn

Q: How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
A: Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and shake the stove.

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