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Tarzan's New Parts

Tarzan is attacked by a lion in the jungle. The animal rips off Tarzan's arm, eye and penis. His jungle friends help him by giving him the spare parts he needs -- the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an elephant trunk for a d**k. Later, Cheeta the Chimp asks Tarzan how his new parts are working out for him. "Tarzan like. With new eye, can see far. With new arm, Tarzan strong. But no like new wee-wee." "Why's that?" "It keep picking grass and shoving in Tarzan's ass."

Categories: Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Gourmet Booty Call

That's a 20-centimeter Henckels knife, but I AM happy to see you.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
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Rough Boys

A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?" Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough!" The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Jokes about Kids
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