No Brained Women

Q: Why don't women have any brains?
A: Because they don't have any testicles to put them in.

God Gave Women Belly Buttons

Q: Why did God give women belly buttons?
A: For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

The Wife and the New Car

Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it that he had to take a picture of it to bring to work with him to show everyone. The picture was a Polaroid snapshot of his wife sitting in one of the front seats.  Steve crowed as he showed the picture to co-worker Jim, "It's got power steering, anti-lock brakes, cruise control and a driver's side air bag."
Jim squinted at the picture. Having never seen Steve's wife before, he asked, "Who's that?"  "Oh," said Steve with a grin, "another feature, that's my passenger-side wind bag!"