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The Boy with the Long Tongue and Big Lips
Q: What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom as he was masturbating?
A: "look Ma', no hands"
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Dog and Fox
Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A: Eight beers.
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Submitted BY: Frank Johnson
Face Down
Q: Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?
A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
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