Men and Women

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Sheep Dog Bra

The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra for over-endowed women. It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra"...It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.

Charlie No More

Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him. She looked vaguely familiar, but he couldn't quite place her.
"Hi, Joe," she said. "I haven't seen you in a long time."
Joe was puzzled. "Charlie, is that you?" What are you doing dressed up like a woman?"
"Well, Joe. It's a long story, but the bottom line is that I always felt like a woman trapped in a man's body, so I finally decided to do something about it. After a number of operations, I am now a woman."
Joe was initially shocked, but after admiring Charlie's breasts, he said, "Damn, Charlie, I bet it was pretty painful to have those implants put in."
"Yeah, but that wasn't the most painful part."Joe's gaze lowered, and he got a sick feeling in his stomach.
"Oh shit. You mean you had your penis and testicles cut off? I bet that was awful."
"Yes, that was pretty painful, but that wasn't the worst part."
"I don't believe it, Charlie. What could possibly be worse than that?"
"The final operation was the worst. That was when they did a craniotomy and took out half of my brain!"