Feel Like a Woman

Girlfriend Tell me something to make me feel like a woman! She said excitingly with a smile on her face..... tell me, tell me tell me she said as she wrapped her arms around her boyfriend but the boyfriend stands quietly..she says again come on tell me!
The boyfriend holds her close, looks deep into her eyes and then moves in closer and whispers: "you don't know how to park"

Difference Between Men And Women

Q: What's the difference between women and men?
A: One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

Hot Features

Two guys at a bar.  One guy says, "The two things that hot women have in common are big tits and a pretty onion ass." The other guy asks, "What's an onion ass?"  First guy replies, "One that's so beautiful it brings tears to your eyes!"