Sexist Jokes

Difference Between Men And Women

Q: What's the difference between women and men?
A: One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.

Categories: Riddles , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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Hot Features

Two guys at a bar.  One guy says, "The two things that hot women have in common are big tits and a pretty onion ass." The other guy asks, "What's an onion ass?"  First guy replies, "One that's so beautiful it brings tears to your eyes!" 

Submitted BY: Pat

Man, Woman, Santa?

Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car driving down the road and there is a fatal accident. There in only one survivor. Who is it?
A: The perfect woman - Santa Claus is made up and there's no such thing as the perfect man!

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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