5 Qualities in a Woman

The five most important qualities in a woman:

1. one who is independent and helps around the house,
2. one who can make you laugh,
3. one who you can trust,
4. one who is good in bed,
5. and most importantly, one who should make sure these four women never meet.

If Men Ruled The World

• Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.
• Car rental agencies would rent tanks.
• Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
• It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car as long as you returned it within 24 hours with a full tank of gas.
• Get Out of Jail Free cards would be considered legal documents.

Feminists to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 20: one to change the bulb, the rest to make a documentary all about it.