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A Question of Time
Q: Why don't women need to wear watches?
A: There's a clock on the oven!
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Substituting Alcohol For Women
A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah what happened?" asked his friend. The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."
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Male Chauvinists Change Light Bulb
Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Let the bitch cook in the dark!
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