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Two Buddies

Two buddies get together and decide to go to a whorehouse, one of them tired of doing it with his wife all the time, the other not having it done for a long time. The married one goes up and comes down and says "My wife is much better". "Alright" goes the other guy, "Let me go try the same woman." Well he goes and screws the whore, comes than says to his buddy, "You are right man, your wife is much better."

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Whore and Bungee Jumper

Q: What do a whore and a bungee jumper have in common?
A: They cost the same, last as long, and if the rubber breaks you're fucked.

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Grandma is a Prostitute

I was disappointed when I found out my gran was a prostitute. Not as disappointed as when I found out she doesn't do family discount though.

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