Sex Jokes - Private Parts

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First Time Hillbilly Hook Up

A hillbilly is sitting in a bar, drinking, when a woman slides up next to him. "You're cute," says the woman, "do you want to go back to my place and have some nasty sex?" "You bet!'' exclaims the hillbilly, "But I have to tell you, I'm a virgin. I've always been scared because my mom told me that women have sharp teeth between their legs, and sometimes they bite."
"Don't worry," the woman says, and the two head back to her place, where she strips and shows the hillbilly her private parts. "Now, does it look like I have teeth down there?" she asks. "How could you possible have teeth down there?" he says, "Look at the shape your gums are in."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes)
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Dead Dog Or...

Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
A: An infected pussy on your organ.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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New Password Fail

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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